Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Bow down and worship Sphinx Ink
I am so excited! I just found out yesterday that TIME Magazine has selected ME as Person of the Year for 2006!! It's wild and fabulous and totally deserved, if I do say so myself....I don't expect to be looking for a job ever again, but one never knows what the future holds. Just in case, I plan to add this honor to my resume. It should put me at the top of any list.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
4 comments:
I definitely will bow down and worship you. In fact, I will crawl on my belly on the floor, cleaning your floor with my tongue. Maybe giving you an inadvertent pedicure.
I hope that's sufficient for today, at least. Maybe I'll go back to Tara and think of new forms of reverence tomorrow.
You shouldn't be Person of the Year, though. How about, Oh, Queen of the Year? That seems more suitable to your elevated status.
If I honor you will you get me a new XBOX, because..like..Jesus wouldn't. I've asked and asked.
And they didn't even reveal your super secret true idenity.
Sphinx Ink suspects you people aren't feeling sufficient reverence for her. She excepts Basil S. Ratbane, whose groveling is what Sphinx Ink expects. Ratbane, you are hereby promoted to Sphinx Ink's Official Whipping Person. (Sphinx Ink strives to avoid gender-specific labels.)
Post a Comment